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~ My joints are dumb bitches and so am I ~
being-of-rain:
“ uselessgaywhovian:
“ organasrey:
“ organasrey:
“theres so many things wrong here i want to Scream hollywood is such a fuckjng mess
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you all know why lord of the flies was written about little boys? golding very specifically believed...

being-of-rain:

uselessgaywhovian:

organasrey:

organasrey:

theres so many things wrong here i want to Scream hollywood is such a fuckjng mess

you all know why lord of the flies was written about little boys? golding very specifically believed that 1) he was not qualified to write about little girls as he had never experienced being one 2) he did not believe that the same events would transpire if it had been girls because he thought boys behaviour more likely to paint a picture of (male dominated) society and its problems. you can’t keep a female version of the story ‘faithful’ to the book because then it would be unfaithful to what the author was originally trying to portray. why dont you go and spit on goldings grave while you’re at it too.

Wasn’t LOTF also written in response to an older book that kind of depicted British boys/men as the golden children of reason and civilization, and Golding, who taught at a boys’ school, was like “lol have you met any actual boys”

This is the physical manifestation of men saying “what if it was the other way round?” with no thought of context or history.

arrghigiveup:

Chinese Kids Are Getting Their Parents, Their Parents’ Parents, And Their Parents’ Parents’ Parents Involved In A Meme

There’s a new meme in China, and it’s very wholesome. The challenge, called “four generations,” includes four generations of family members making an appearance, from youngest to oldest. A son would call his dad, who then calls his dad, who then calls his dad. And a daughter would call her mom, who calls her mom, who calls her mom. The results are super cute.

The videos are being shared on video app Douyin, the Chinese version of TikTok, under the challenge name, “Four generations under one roof.”

[source] [vid source]

This is legit the cutest and most wholesome meme omg

yesterdaysprint:
“ Blah, Blah, Blah..
The Wichita Daily Eagle, Kansas, December 30, 1899
The Saint Paul Globe, Minnesota, March 2, 1905
The Tribune, Seymour, Indiana, July 13, 1909
The Atlanta Constitution, Georgia, May 13, 1912
The Evening Journal,...

yesterdaysprint:

Blah, Blah, Blah..


The Wichita Daily Eagle, Kansas, December 30, 1899

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The Saint Paul Globe, Minnesota, March 2, 1905

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The Tribune, Seymour, Indiana, July 13, 1909

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The Atlanta Constitution, Georgia, May 13, 1912

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The Evening Journal, Wilmington, Delaware, June 11, 1913

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Woodson County Advocate, Yates Center, Kansas, August 6, 1915

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The Guntersville Democrat, Alabama, June 22, 1921

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Daily News, New York, New York, February 13, 1925

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The Courier-Journal, Louisville, Kentucky, May 22, 1950

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St. Mary and Franklin Banner-Tribune, Franklin, Louisiana, August 27, 1971

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(Source: memescomedy.com)

tinytheursaring:

prettyokayray:

all this “bottom rights” and “top rights” discourse…. u fools….. where is my support for switches!

support.nintendo.com

victorian–suggestion:

victorian–suggestion:

enter into a passionate friendship with another woman

a really, really passionate friendship

officialunitedstates:

samerino-cul-dood:

dolphinfag666:

hot take but officialunitedstates is the Only Good large, continuous tumblr blog. no serious discourse, and since we know so little about who runs it, we can’t cancel them. They post good writing with running jokes, have a wildly brilliant and bizzare way of speaking, and their stuff is actually… funny? Like their obsession with being an art blog? I just. I jusst really have a lot of love in my heart for officialunitedstates. hopefully they live on until the very end. they will be the last, the textpost blog that outlived the headassery of memufacturing, gaud, and all the other bullshittery I can’t remember right now. The only serious scandal ever with them was that they spent the money they raised to pay their mortgage on thousands of cans of Dr. Pepper and people thought they were being serious. 

I’m fine with this whole dr.pepper thing but official United states still attacked everyone who liked golf and called them all rich jerks for no reason

I stand by my extremely anti-golf sentiments and will til the day I disintegrate

bunabi:

bunabi:

sick blue doodles

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He really would do this lmaooo

sexmurderparty:

you guys HAVE to be nicer to people that don’t easily understand sarcasm especially if you’re not even friends please i’m begging you

(Source: abnormalize)

pilica-nevarya:

lvl-5-kobold:

i just had the funniest experience in vr chat, i joined a random server and the one i joined had Japanese people so i waddled around in my goofy club penguin avatar that i have saved, after a while a guy walks up to me and clones my avatar so were both penguins then another guy shows up and clone my avatar

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now keep in mind there only speaking Japanese i don’t know what they are saying, then another guy joins in, so i got a group of three penguin friends

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we just waddle around and goof about, the one of them tries to talk to me, but not only do i not have a mic i also don’t speak Japanese, they figure out i don’t speak Japanese and start listing various places, they get the part of being European right, and after listing a lot of places they ask if im from the UK and when i nod they all just start cheering. after hanging out for a while one of them gets real close to me and whispers…

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“penguin brothers forever”

@kazenyaru-ichirounya

audreycritter:

deadpoolic:

It’s not easy being John.

BUT BATMAN HANGS IT UP asdjklfgh

theamazingdigitalart:
“  Kaya, Orzhov Usurper / Magic the Gathering by Yongjae Choi
Artbook: The Art of Magic: The Gathering - Ravnica
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theamazingdigitalart:

Kaya, Orzhov Usurper / Magic the Gathering by Yongjae Choi


Artbook: The Art of Magic: The Gathering - Ravnica

Anonymous asks:
uhhhhhhhhhhhh chibby yossy

dat-soldier:

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this right here is peak yossy

fractiousrvt:

tinyfoxpup:

my cat realised she has a tail

I love stuff like that. I caught the moment that my very first foster kitten discovered she had hind feet… and promptly kicked herself in the face. She was so pissed. XD

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noraspancakes:

ari-no-exorcist:

starlightomatic:

africanaquarian:

africanaquarian:

apparently food inspections stopped bc of the shutdown so things bout to be real fucked up for some of us

“The Food and Drug Administration has stopped routine food safety inspections of seafood, fruits, vegetables and many other foods at high risk of contamination because of the federal government’s shutdown…”

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Most companies are probably going to continue their regular food safety procedures, but a few things you can do to reduce some personal risk:

Buy hard, solid veggies and fruits (apples, melons) or ones with rinds (bananas are probably fine). Scrub the peel/rind thoroughly with soap and water before consumption.

The more solid and dense the meat, the less likely it is for contamination to spread very far. Buy your meat in solid cuts, NOT GROUND. Especially not ground chicken rn, salmonella bad.

Cook things thoroughly. Follow guidelines for the internal temperatures meat is supposed to reach and stick to those guidelines. Use a meat thermometer. Make your steaks well done for a while.

I’d stay away from shellfish as a whole if I were you. The diseases you can get from it are some of the nastier ones. No sushi for a while, too. If you have fish, make sure it was frozen following anti-parasitic guidelines and cook thoroughly.

AVOID LEAFY GREENS. This is where we’ve been seeing the most outbreaks lately, so be very careful.

The pregnant, elderly, immunocompromised, and the very young are the ones most at risk in an outbreak. If you are in one of these groups, be extremely cautious and avoid soft cheeses and prepackaged deli meats. Check on friends and family in these groups. Report symptoms of foodborne illness to a doctor so they can report to the state health depts that are still running.

Even with these in mind, remember that most outbreaks of foodborne illness are due to things like improper cooking and storage. Stay safe out there, folks 💙

Oh great, more good news.

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